why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.
Nebula - Guardians of the Galaxy
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
Regina instinctively protecting Snow and her baby.
Karen Gillan - leaving ITV Studios in London 07/24/14
Sophie Turner in the new music video for Bastille - Oblivion
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
url-inspired graphic for petiteclara